By BillyBob - 15/11/2008 21:08
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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
Back from the party
An FML submitted between 5 and 6 a.m. can't be very good.
I NEED to know!
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
The rules are the rules
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Work is a 4-letter word
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Invader
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
I’m your new creative director
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
Happy ending
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
I never take things to heart
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
I'm an early bird, but no worm yet
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
Night owl
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Profile completed
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Censored
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Tweet, tweet
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Perfectionist
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Tommy Wiseau
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
I'm a rock star
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
Multitasking
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
50 quality comments
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Picture this FML
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
I liked to the power of 20
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
Tell us what happened next
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Gandhi
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
Elfyr's favorite FMLs
By julien - 21/11/2008 00:21
By catpower - 22/11/2008 10:34
catpower tells us more.
By pingouin - 26/11/2008 19:22
By Sin_ - 26/11/2008 21:20
Sin_ tells us more.
XD Merci pour ceux qui me renvoient sous linux, mdr.. mais apparemment pour rêver de BSOD il faut être traumatisé : cela fait longtemps que je suis passée à linux.. mais pas l'entreprise d'informatique où je suis ..! :)
By luzerne - 26/11/2008 23:27
luzerne tells us more.
Vous m'avez fait douter! Et si, si, je connaissais bien mon cours: le quadriceps (membre inférieur, pas supérieur!) descend plus bas en médial (histoire de retenir la patella qui se fait la malle vers l'extérieur pour stabiliser tout ça) qu'en latéral. P1 pawaaa
By Poney - 27/11/2008 22:25
By pontocombo - 28/11/2008 16:17
By Rainette15 - 28/11/2008 19:21
By asoceq - 29/11/2013 13:17
By mymyth - 29/11/2008 16:48
mymyth tells us more.
(PS : Nan j'ai pas son numéro je suis une fille.) Cela dit ça fait 5 semaines que je suis dans cet état, commentaire des médecins : "bah...bon courage". Mais ne vous inquiétez pas, j'ai largement remercié la mamie, et en plus les hommes me tiennent les portes :p
Cauchemar
By sby - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By Milwaukee - 03/12/2008 20:15
By Titecasper - 04/12/2008 20:40
J'y vois double
By jb - 04/12/2008 23:45
By lolesh - 07/12/2008 00:52
By Bichette - 07/12/2008 20:40
By sssmarties - 09/12/2008 08:57
By leone - 10/12/2008 20:01
Glandouille
By Profdéprimée - 11/12/2012 21:23
oh je ne pensais pas du tout que ma vdm serait publiée, c'est sûrement parce que je l'ai postée à une heure creuse, les modérateurs du moment ont dû être plus indulgents ^^ et #15 en fait la langue râpeuse des chats c'est marrant 2 secondes mais il faut quand même qu'il me reste de la crème sur les jambes, puis ça doit pas être très bon pour lui d'ingérer tout ça ! (et mon pseudo c'est à cause d'une chanteuse qui avait fait une belle version de wonderwall)