Juan88

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Paris, France
40 years-old
Wednesday 26 June 1985
In a relationship

About Juan88

Syndrome de Peter Pan ;/

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I agree, my mouse works.

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100 kick-ass comments

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YDI Master

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Grillé

By Gaston - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Bondy

Aujourd'hui, j'ai conseillé à mon patron de ne pas rentrer dans un des WC, car quelqu'un s'y était donné à cœur joie. Il y est rentré, puis en est ressorti aussitôt avec mon portable, que j'avais oublié sur la cuvette. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 49 363

You deserved it 37 715

By purusha - 22/04/2008 13:57

Aujourd'hui, je monte dans un ascenseur bondé et, avisant un petit gamin tassé contre la porte qui se referme, je lui dis : "recule, mon lapin, sinon tu vas te faire coincer !". Sauf que le "lapin" se retourne vers moi et je réalise que c'est un nain adulte, qui doit avoir dans les 50 balais. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 57 667

You deserved it 7 323

By Rizma - 29/08/2014 20:30 - France - Gr?ces

Aujourd'hui, je décide de partir faire un footing. Pendant ma course je croise mon voisin super canon. Voulant faire ma sportive, j’accélère et lève la tête bien haut. Arrivée à son niveau, je lui décoche un grand sourire lorsqu'une grosse mouche me rentre dans le nez. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 1 514

You deserved it 191

By NoLog - 29/08/2014 10:23 - France - Lons-le-saunier

Aujourd'hui, j'ai effacé par erreur un document sur une clé USB. Le logiciel de récupération me trouve tout l'historique 2013 de Badoo des conversations de ma femme et son amant. Mais pas mon fichier. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 130 729

You deserved it 9 174

By Romuald - 19/08/2014 23:05 - France - Grenoble

Aujourd'hui, j'ai pris conscience de ma prise récente de poignées d'amour et de bedaine : allongé sur la plage, seul le versant sud de mon ventre a pris un coup de soleil. VDM

I agree, your life sucks 70 794

You deserved it 12 304