By Anonyme - 15/01/2016 23:47 - France - Bagnolet
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Bonjour a tous, je suis l'auteure de la VDM :D Alors pour les explications, cette anecdote est arrivée a ma maman il y a déjà bien des années : je suis donc la grande sœur du sale gamin qui perd son doudou. ;-) on en a reparle et c'est la que je me suis dis que c'était une sacrée VDM qui méritait d'être publiée! A ceux qui pensent que ma mère c'est fait "menée par le bout du nez" je suis de loin pas d'accord. Je n'ai personnellement jamais eu de doudou mais mon frère était très attaché au sien, et c'était très difficile pour lui de s'endormir sans. Donc repartir sans son doudou aurait probablement été traumatisant pour lui et je pense pour bien d'autres enfants. Et pour les curieux elle a bien évidemment retrouve le doudou sinon je n'aurais jamais poste la VDM ;-) Bref, merci beaucoup d'avoir validé ma VDM et des bisous!