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By toujoursPlusLoin - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - France - Trans-en-provence
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
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Bonjour à tous, je suis la victime et auteur de cette VDM Ceci s'est passé il y a bientôt 8 mois, ça faisait plus d'un an que j'étais avec lui à ce moment-là, ma "mère" et lui savaient donc bien quelles relations il existait. Quant à mon père, mes parents sont séparés, il n'est donc pas trompé Nous avions tous les deux 24 ans, je pensais donc vivre une relation sérieuse. En rentrant et au moment où je les ai vu, je suis restée tétanisée, puis je suis partie en courant de la maison, je voulais rentrer chez moi m'isoler, une amie m'a vu et m'a soutenu toute la nuit, dont je vous passe les détails, et me soutient encore d'ailleurs. Ce n'est pas le genre de chose que l'on oublie facilement. Je suis suivie par un psychiatre qui m'aide énormément. Si je publie aujourd'hui cette histoire, c'est qu'il m'a conseillé d'extérioriser et pour le prendre sur un ton "plus leger" cette même amie m'a conseillé de la publier, c'est d'ailleurs elle qui l'a rédigée, je suis même incapable de vous répondre seule Je ne souhaite à personne de vivre ce que j'ai vécu