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Bamako's favorite FMLs
By AdE - 20/08/2011 09:20 - France
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Coupure
By Lapatate - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
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By longshot - 22/08/2011 23:01 - Suisse
By Mumu64 - 23/08/2011 13:14 - France
By Anonyme - 23/08/2011 17:31 - France
Petit chat
By VaComprendreCharles - 23/08/2011 21:25 - France
By Clowingo - 23/08/2011 21:34 - France
By youcef02 - 24/08/2011 00:22 - France
Pauvre petit chat
By sophie34 - 24/08/2011 10:48 - France
By viko3 - 24/08/2011 16:03 - France
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Pour raconter la suite, la mère a explosée en sanglot (l'émotion d'entendre son enfant parler), mes potes ont explosé de rire et le père est resté sans voix, mais j'avoue que j'ai eu un peu de mal à le regarder dans les yeux après ça.... On en a jamais reparlé! Le pire c'est que c'est la 2eme fois que ça m'arrive.
By chrys1987 - 24/08/2011 19:37 - France
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Salut a tous!!! Et oui c'est ma VDM... Pour répondre a ceux qui disent que c'est trop tôt, je ne l'oblige en rien, je lui propose simplement le pot et elle sait déjà à quoi il sert....Même si elle ne sera pas propre tout de suite, je lui apprend simplement une "notion" de propreté et si c'est fait de façon ludique, je ne vois pas en quoi cela peut la traumatiser.... Mais bon merci pour les quelques conseils.... Et pour tous les popos à venir...VDM
Le néant
By Gossiiiiphard - 24/08/2011 22:57 - France
Comique
By Amika - 25/08/2011 12:23 - France
Sans gêne
By Natan - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
Coucou tout le monde bon alors pour tout expliquer la piscine est cloturée il n'y donc pas de risque pour le bambin meme si dans tout les cas il ne sort jamais seul. Mon mari a laissé entrer le petit à la piscine, il etait assis a 3/4 metres sur le muret quand le petit c'est retrouvé dans l'eau donc il etait sous surveillance. Des que j'ai vu que c etait mon fils j'ai sauté à l'eau mon mari etait deja dedans ! Le pitchou n'est pas du tout traumatisé il arretait pas de rigoler et de vouloir y retourner donc va falloir etre 10 fois plus prudent qu'avant... Voila si vous avez des questions n'hesitez pas.