By Amonymee - 06/06/2011 19:20 - France
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Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
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Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
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Elle ne s'est pas servie du fouet ! En fait, ma mère s'est réveillée vers 3h du matin car elle a entendu un bruit. Elle a donc ouvert la porte de ma chambre pour savoir si je dormais encore et a vu mon lit vide. Ayant vu mon portable sur mon bureau, elle n'a pas pu appeller. Elle a donc décidé de m'attendre pour me surprendre quoi (elle a réussi par ailleurs...) et donc je l'ai retrouvée dans ma chambre, le fouet à la main. Quand je suis rentrée j'ai eu les chocottes mais elle ne m'a en aucun cas fouetté. On a discuté une bonne demi heure, elle ne m'a pas trop engeulé, juste fait la morale, c'était largement suffisant ! lol. Et petit PS, je suis une fille, donc non bizarrement, j'ai pas pensé à trouver cela excitant de voir ma mère en chemise de nuit, decoiffée et avec un fouet. Merci de valider... ;)
Wow, je n'aurais jamais cru que ma VDM susciterait autant de commentaires idiots! Bien sûr que j'ai indiqué mes connaissances de la langue sur mon CV et non, je ne crois pas que ma lettre de présentation était bourrée de fautes "québécoises" puisqu'en Allemagne, je vous l'apprends, on envoie des lettres en allemand :) Vive le Québec et les préjugés, bonne journée à tous!