Aller/retour
By situationinlife - 05/06/2009 21:06
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By situationinlife - 05/06/2009 21:06
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By Anonyme - 12/09/2010 13:45 - France
By Wattaca - 27/05/2011 16:00 - France
By Calliopia - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - États-Unis - Santa Cruz
By tictacfou - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Moreuil
By Carotte - 24/06/2013 13:05 - France
By Norsen - 24/06/2013 19:26 - France - Brest
Salut à tous, je suis l'auteur, merci d'avoir validé ma VDM ^^ En effet je préfère de loin les auto-tamponneuses, si j'ai voulu monter dans ce foutu manège c'était pour accompagner une amie, pour qu'elle ne soit pas seule vu qu'elle n'était pas rassurée mais voulait le faire quand même. Au final j'en plaisante, mais sur le coup j'étais vraiment vexé parce que je n'aurais jamais pensé que ça m'arriverait un jour.
By nathy - 24/06/2013 20:55 - France - Talence
By oooopsies - 24/06/2013 22:58 - Suisse
By Eclipse95 - 25/06/2013 09:57 - France - Franconville
By Fabian - 07/07/2013 21:49 - France - Reims
By Anonyme - 09/07/2013 23:26 - France - Lyon
By Knife - 29/07/2013 22:21 - France - Prinquiau
By diaf - 12/08/2013 02:30 - France - Lyon
By MLittle - 18/08/2013 15:40 - France - T
Coucou (ou plutôt recoucou) tout le monde, je suis l'auteur de la vdm. J'ai crée un compte parceque vous m'avez tous bien fait rire ! (ce qui ne règle malheureusement pas le problème de ma digestion difficile...) Je tiens aussi à dire que je suis passée chez le médecin qui m'a prescrit deux médicaments dont un lavement qui ne font malheureusement pas effet... Merci à tous ceux qui m'ont filé des conseils, jvais tester le jus de pruneaux ( ça à pas l'air super bon mais vu au point où j'en suis...) Ah oui au fait, j'ai carrément eu peur en me réveillant que justement mon rêve soit comme la légende du rêve du pipi où on se reveille avec les draps mouillés mais heureusement mon transit est trop bloqué. De plus c'est la deuxième fois depuis le début de la semaine que je fais un rêve du genre. RDM, rêve de merde ?
By Paslapeine - 05/09/2013 00:20 - Australie - Rhodes
Les caractères étant limités, j'ai du faire très court... Mais en gros, après ça s'en est suivis deux bonnes minutes de: "Ah oui, et c'est qui aux toilettes alors?? - Ben, ben *réfléchit* ben c'est mon chéri!!" - Hein, c'est qui? - Mais c'est toi!! Hum... Enfin voilà quoi ^^'