Apfelnico

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  • 28 years-old
  • Thursday 27 August 1998
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About Apfelnico

Petit bonhomme assez gentil et drôle quand il en a envie

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Apfelnico's page visits

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Apfelnico's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

I'm a rock star

You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.

Tommy Wiseau

You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.

Gandhi

You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

Omelette Master Badge

You found all the eggs that were laid around FML. Happy incubating!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Apfelnico's favorite FMLs

Topa tells us more.

Topa 9

Coucou! Je pensais pas que ma VDM allait être publié, tiens ! Je l'ai écris rapido, donc j'ai un peu triché dans la rédaction : la petite est en faite ma nièce (et non pas ma fille). Ça ne change pas grand chose, m'enfin bon! Pour répondre à certains commentaires, la petite a 4 ans. Sur le coup, j'avoue avoir été vraiment déstabilisé... je n'ai pas vraiment fournis une réponse très pertinente, j'ai même fuis la question, en lui reprochant l'adjectif utilisé pour qualifié le Prince... J'chercherais d'autre histoire où ce n'est pas la plus belle qui remporte le jackpot, la prochaine fois, et elle comprendra ! Bonne soirée...

Shit68 tells us more.

Shit68 0

Je confirme, une haleine à me rendre ivre : elle devait avoir bu une sacrée dose ! J'ai presque cru avoir également droit à un petit vomi sur mon épaule... Je n'ai pas tout de suite réalisé qu'elle parlait de ma camionnette (de fonction^^), du coup elle a continué son chemin, et c'est petit à petit que j'ai réalisé... "Mais... c'est ma camionnette...j'vais devoir nettoyer...mais... y'a pas de papier ?!?!"