By Survivalism - 21/10/2008 17:02
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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?
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Lacryas's favorite FMLs
By marmarlou - 25/10/2008 12:00
By irishcoffee117 - 27/10/2008 21:46
Le bordel
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By shukra - 31/10/2008 17:33
By Fé' - 01/11/2008 22:46
Fé' tells us more.
By mastercard - 05/11/2008 16:53
mastercard tells us more.
je mentionne juste que je suis étudiant avec de faibles moyens et donc pour moi c'est cher... non je ne vis pas au-dessus de mes moyens, mais j'ai voulu faire plaisir à ma copine (ex), car la générosité cela n'a aucun prix, lorsqu'il s'agit d'une femme qu'on aime. Aucun message d'avant garde ne m'a été donné sinon je les aurais vus... Bref certains peuvent s'acharner sur moi, etc... Pas grave, j'ai juste posté ma vie de merde.
By ptitekmi - 06/11/2008 15:23
By Le désespéré - 09/11/2008 15:17
Mode d'emploi
By titoutou222 - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By LadyRose - 26/11/2008 06:17
La honte
By Prune - 27/11/2008 21:09
By grognon - 28/11/2008 15:37
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By mank2chance - 05/12/2008 17:08
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By zorglub - 12/12/2008 13:17
Alors pour terminer mon histoire: J'ai fini par tambouriner à la porte et un ami qui attendait à côté a appelé un membre du personnel de la gare lui demandant d'ouvrir. Le bonhomme a prétexté ne pas avoir de clé, c'était surtout prétexte à ce que quelqun ait l'obligeance de mettre 30 cts, ce qui a finalement été fait. Je n'ai pas paniqué car je savais qu'on viendrait vite m'aider mais j'avoue qu'à la place d'un claustrophobe ou d'un enfant en bas âge, ça devient plus inquiétant ! J'aurais pu rater mon train mais tout est bien qui fini bien, j'ai réussi à être à temps sur le quai. Mais c'est sur, je ne regarderais plus les WC publiques du même oeil ! Honte à la SNCF qui ne laisse même pas un WC public GRATUIT ! Dans mon cas, je ne voulais pas bousiller une pièce de 2 euros, même pour un gros pipi, je précise que la machine ne rend pas la monnaie ! Et enfin, je suis bien un garçon