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Minimoizzz's favorite FMLs
Presque
By Valérie - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
By bebou - 24/06/2008 19:54
By camille - 25/06/2008 06:49
By Laurinette - 25/06/2008 12:30
Laurinette tells us more.
By WInry - 25/06/2008 13:46
By MissCommeCa - 25/06/2008 17:53
MissCommeCa tells us more.
Je n'avais pas la place de préciser dans la VDM initiale, mais : J'ai fais des études longues, je n'habite pas chez mes parents puisque nous avons un appart payé par nos deux salaires. Nous avons déja invité mes parents et ils ont bien vu notre chambre avec lit double : sans faire la moindre remarque. Mes parents sont ultra croyants, j'ai 4 frères et soeurs à qui ils appliquent le même tarif. L'ainé s'est déja "rebellé" pour moi : il a été interdit de séjour chez mes parents tant qu'il viendrai avec sa copine. La maison est loin d'etre somptueuse : mon mec doit dormir par terre dans la chambre de mes freres quand nous venons ensembles. Dormir à l'hotel serai considèré comme un affront de la part de mes parents. Nous nous supportons la situation ainsi parce que : - le respect de l'éducation de mes parents me parait essentielle - nous ne sommes pas Tanguy(s) : cette regle ne s'applique que les fois où nous dormons chez mes eux Je réponds à vos questions : nous ne sommes pas "bruyants" et dans ce type de conditions nous ne ferions évidement rien ladite nuit : étant déjà ensemble tous les autres soirs en temps normal c'est tout à fait vrai ... J'ajoute que le coté "obtu et obstiné" de mes parents ne s'applique pas qu'à ce sujet. En d'autres termes : VDM pour la totalité de la relation parents-enfant. Vive la famille où les parents ont toute puissance. A bas la liberté de pensé, la confiance, la compréhension parentale... Epilogue : la VDM ainsi rapportée a été le cas pendant les 7 années décrites. 7 ans qui se sont soldés par mon autre VDM : #37330 d'une part à cause de la forte pression opérée par mes parents envers mon fiancé, qui a fini par péter un cable à cause des nombreux interdits imposés et que je défends en partie, d'autre part parce que l'herbe était plus verte ailleurs et qu'il avait rencontré une autre belle plante. MissCommeCa
By Banettes - 25/06/2008 23:39
By daphne - 26/06/2008 19:41
Pris en flag'
By Hunter - 26/06/2008 19:43
By Maeglyn - 27/06/2008 12:43
Maeglyn tells us more.
pour info, cette histoire est vraie, j'habite dans un 11 mètres carré, pas de PC/Tele, et j'ouvrais/fermais la porte du frigo en fait, pour pas non plus tout exploser....
By Adeuh_ - 28/06/2008 12:24
Adeuh_ tells us more.
Je pensais pas que ma VDM aurait autant de succès quand je l'ai écrite! Mais bon, ça me fait plaisir qu'on me complimente sur mon papa :) Et pour ceux qui se demandaient, non mon père n'était pas là quand j'ai ouvert le paquet de gâteaux, of course^^ Et en ce qui concerne l'illu, je suis une fille^^ Mais j'adore :)
By Sou'__x - 28/06/2008 16:01
Jolie
By Rowena - 30/06/2008 10:31
Secret peau douce
By yuna - 30/06/2008 12:10
By vivelerouleau - 30/06/2008 16:46
By chopin - 30/06/2008 17:14
rimbaudelaire tells us more.
who hey hein, il était peinard dans sa cage, y a eu un coup de vent, la feuille s'est déposée doucement sur le toit de la cage, il a grimpé et il l'a attaqué... C'est pas ma faute!!! :) Le créateur de la VDM
Passion et romantisme
By MmeBrico - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
Frustration !
By frustré - 01/07/2008 12:16
Coquinette
By sacha1975 - 01/07/2008 13:29
Ouais le pire c'est que le gars qui lui avait donné l'info c'est aussi un type dont j'ai plus de nouvelles depuis 30 ans là... Et puis, j'aurais bien aimé savoir de quoi j'étais morte, mais il savait pas... AAAaaaarghh :-)