Splatch !
By Ihlmon - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By Ihlmon - This FML is from back in 2008 but it's good stuff
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By nala74 - 21/06/2008 16:59
pfff ouais....c'était vraiment la gène....et je confirme pour les septiques c'est du vrai de vrai !!! en plus je n'emploie JAMAIS cette expression !!!!! pourquoi je suis allée la sortir à ce moment là ????? j'aurais pu dire "quelle précision !!" ou "on voit que vous avez l'habitude" ou n'importe quoi d'autre !!!...la pauvre, j'étais super mal, je ne voulais pas lui faire de peine, et j'ai peur qu'elle ai cru que je l'avais fait exprès.....d'autant que j'ai mes défauts et que je vis assez mal qu'on me fasse des remarques dessus..donc vraiment j'étais mal... mais je ne lui ai rien dit, je suis partie avec mon sachet, après un moment de blanc...je ne savais pas quoi lui dire, j'avais peur de m'enfoncer..je ne voulais pas la mettre mal a l'aise encore plus...
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By Fat_abott - 24/06/2008 11:45
Je vous garantis que c'est authentique. Ca remonte à quelques années maintenant et heureusement qu'on s'entendait bien, j'ai pu la charier un moment la dessus, mais je suis certain qu'au fond elle a toujours cru que c'etait possible mais que j'ai pas voulu lui rendre ce service pour la taquiner.