By creeped out - 17/06/2012 18:50 - États-Unis - New York
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By creeped out - 17/06/2012 18:50 - États-Unis - New York
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By JACQUEJACQUE - 04/08/2012 21:59 - France - Jarny
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By boop - 23/08/2012 21:09 - France - Le Guildo
By r5658r - 02/09/2012 18:13 - France - Rambouillet
By Anonyme - 05/09/2012 19:03 - France - Paris
By malaki// - 08/09/2012 10:24 - France - Alfortville
By Anonyme - 13/09/2012 08:12 - France
By Unknown54 - 22/09/2012 20:50 - France - Jarville-la-malgrange
By paul39 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Moulins-engilbert
By OutPuteMe - 04/11/2012 04:04 - Suisse - Buchrain
Ils m'ont laissé partir vite fait quand je leur ai expliqué. Ils étaient gentils, ils font leur travail au moins ! J'aimerais juste dire que je me déguises comme je veux pour Halloween, donc tous les petits zizis qui m'insultent, j'aimerais dire que si c'était socialement acceptable je vous dirais "Gnagnagna" et vous tirerais la langue.
By dudu34 - 08/11/2012 00:18 - France
By rigolito - 10/11/2012 08:10 - France
By Evinette - 18/11/2012 09:33 - Suisse - Sezegnin
By barbossa - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Chanteloup-les-bois
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! Je réagis avec beaucoup de retard, désolée ! (Les études prennent du temps) En tout cas, vos commentaires m'ont bien fait rire ! Alors, quelques éclaircissements sur cette VDM. Non, je ne suis pas une boule au sens propre du terme ! Je mesure 1m57 et ma soeur 1m55. J'ai toujours été plus lourde qu'elle et au moment où j'ai écrit la VDM, elle était enceinte de 4 mois (de jumelles, qui sont nées et se portent à merveille) et elle pesait donc mon poids actuel : 55kilos. Et ma famille m'a tellement noyée de p'tites réflexions à ce sujet que j'ai décidé de poster la VDM ! voilà, vous savez tout ! Mille mercis pour vos commentaires, on en rit encore !