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Toujours la tête dans les étoiles... j'ai atterri sur Terre (pléonasme) pour quelques instants cosmiques (et comiques) et je suis tombé en plein dans une grosse VDM avec ses commentaires qui bourdonnaient autour et faisaient (le) buzz.
Splatch ! J'en avais partout. Avec les analphabètes et les dérangés du bulbe, j'ai bouffé tellement de fautes d'orthographe que "Les comantère ma tuer". Résultat : perte de 50 points de Q.I.
Le pire chez les illettrés, c'est la confusion entre "é" et "er" à la fin des verbes. Exemple : au lieu d'écrire "Je suis allé manger", ou "J'ai été manger", ils écrivent "J'ai été mangé" (Par un illettrivore, sûrement).
Alors en attendant qu'on simplifie ce qui est archaïque mais en gardant ce qui est logique dans l'orthographe, et pour résumer (en m'adaptant au niveau de certains commentaires VDM),
"J'ai venu, j'es lus, et j'est mourut."
*_*
Bon, j'avoue que j'ai aussi des méga fou-rires sur VDM !
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