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By Candide - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Candide - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By lees - 30/07/2009 14:02
By Tortueconnasse - 01/08/2009 20:26
By SlipMouillé - 18/08/2009 06:57
By g-l - 21/08/2009 15:55
By Inconnu - 08/09/2009 12:16
By neosoda - 17/09/2009 14:42
Petit précision ! Le "ton moqueur" était tout de même gentil, c'était pas méchant quoi... Petit boutade avant de partir au pays des merveilles ! Et pour ceux qui disent "t'aurais dû te raser avant"... J'aurais bien aimé, mais c'était une opération en urgence... La partie à opérer a bien été rasée par une aide-soignante (à savoir le haut des fesses)... mais là il parlait de mon torse. ^^ Il était bien sympa quand même. :)
By Germaine - 20/09/2009 18:41
By Dégueu - 22/09/2009 20:53
By Aaron XStrange - 26/09/2009 16:54
By Incan - 29/09/2009 07:33
Vomito, exactement ça ! Bah oui, c'était bien dégueulasse et si vous voulez les détails glauques, oui la visière était ouverte mais... j'avais un foulard ! Ca filtre !
By kyrielle - 30/09/2009 14:29
By Little otter - 30/09/2009 17:19
By CB - 11/10/2009 14:49
By Catherine2009 - 14/10/2009 14:53
By maman très colère - 24/10/2009 13:21
By CrevetteEnChaussettes - 28/10/2009 14:19
By Neplad - 28/10/2009 21:54
By MDRR' - 01/11/2009 12:51
By Inconnu - 02/11/2009 18:28
Quand je dis "des poils", ça ne veut pas dire "une touffe de poils", et fiflo à raison, deux où trois poils égarés avaient dû rester accrochés à la spatule, et j'allais pas aller les rechercher. Le plus louche, c'est que le pot ressemble à tout, sauf à un pot de miel !