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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Roville-devant-bayon
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By sweanne - 20/12/2012 09:28 - France - Villeneuve-tolosane
bonjour! je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. je ne pensai pas être publiée! Pour explication: nos chambres sont face à face, l'agencement des lits est similaire et c'était la 1ère fois qu'il dormait ici. Après j’avoue qu'il fallait être quand même mal réveillé pour se tromper autant.... Bref grosse frayeur matinale, ça c'est du réveil, bouh! Ma soeur s'est réveillée avec nos cris et a rapidement comprit en trouvant son lit à elle vide. Grosse crise de fou rire générale après les tentatives comiques d'excuses et d'explication du copain qui devait être le plus gêné. Et oui heureusement nos parents n'étaient pas là. Merci pour vos commentaires ils nous ont fait bien rire et on vous rassure quand à ses préférences entre ma soeur et moi -j'en suis la plus rassurée? voila voila! et le petit conseil du jour: dormez la porte fermée quand il y a du monde! bouh!
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Pour compléter un peu cette VDM, il arrive effectivement que nos chats (presque tout le temps on va dire :o ) se mettent à marcher/courir/sauter sur nous en pleine nuit. A chaque fois que mon conjoint parle pendant son sommeil, c'est souvent pour réprimander les chats (a base de "mais qu'est ce qu'ils font ?!" et de "c'est pas bientôt fini ce bordel ?!"), chose étrange, il le fait toujours quand ceux ci sont calmes et/ou dorment tranquillement. Ceci dit, le coup de l'autoroute, c'était la première fois.