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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - États-Unis
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Je rassure ceux qui croient que j'enseigne des choses fausses, lorsque j'ai vu que mes élèves de 4ème me croyaient, je leur ai dit que ce n'était pas vrai ! Un peu d'humour en classe, ça fait du bien et ça les a fait sourire aussi (quand ils ont compris...) !
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By chiyochan - 11/02/2011 15:34 - France
Désolée, j'ai du me crée un compte ! Euh pour répondre, alors mon pseudo, n'est pas tiré du livre, même si je l'ai deja lue, et que je l'ai trouvée passionnant. Je suis une fan de mangas, d'animé, et on m'a donné se surnom il y a des années " Chiyoko " :) Donc voila c'étais un clin d'oeil seulement ! Petite anecdote , depuis je vois souvent le maitre... sans le chien, aller savoir, peut être qu'il en avais marre de rencontrer que des moches ;) Je ne suis pas specialement, moche non plus, c'est seulement que je suis enrobée, voila tous ! Ouai je suis devenue amis avec le chien !
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By hihihihi - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By LaJeunette - 15/02/2011 21:16 - France
Là, c'était juste le pompon... venant de la part d'une personne qui n'a fait que râler et agacer tous mes collègues présents ce jour là, je n'ai pas été la seule à la remettre à sa place. De plus, comparer le tout au Moyen Âge était risible puisque la passagère avait fièrement et pompeusement annoncé qu'elle sortait d'un stage doctorant... en nous incendiant bien au passage que nous n'avions pas à la traiter de la sorte, comme si elle se prenait pour un chef d'Etat. Non, nous ne sommes pas là pour "faire chier le monde", comme nous l'entendons souvent. Mais pour prévenir plutôt que guérir. Notre métier n'est pas facile, car nous en prenons plein la figure pour pas un rond. Et, en effet, je suis d'accord avec un commentaire laissé par un collègue, les mesures ne nous plaisent pas forcément, certaines nous font rire tellement elles sont ridicules, mais nous n'avons pas le choix, la sécurité des gens est en jeu. Alors, en effet, il nous arrive de remettre des passagers à leur place, tant ils se croient au dessus du lot et des lois, nous insultent, nous envoient des objets à la figure, et certains de mes collègues se sont fait frapper. Dans notre boulot, une occasion pareille de rabaisser le caquet d'un passager se croyant suprêmement intelligent et nous méprisant ne se laisse donc pas passer. Essayez d'être sympa quand vous voyagez, nous le serons aussi avec vous !