By oeufsbrouilles - 02/03/2012 12:11 - Suisse
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Beginner
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Mobility
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Checking you out
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Happy month-versary
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
He who tries, wins.
See, one of you was right.
Santa Claus
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
Inception
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
I like your style
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
The Mixer
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
What'ch'all looking at?
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Socialite
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
I moderated this!
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Up and coming moderator
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Profile completed
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It's in the can!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
Consolation prize
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
50 favorites
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Judgmental
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Verified
You are now a certified FML member
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
I agree, my mouse works.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
YDI Master
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
42
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
The thumb strikes back
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
The return of the thumb
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
A new thumb
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
One more and it's business time
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 kick-ass comments
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: master ninja
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Keen reader – Level: student ninja
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Maitok's favorite FMLs
By Anonyme - 11/03/2012 15:24 - France
By Lanthane - 27/03/2012 10:26 - France - Sarlat-la-can
By bienlebonjour - 13/05/2012 16:16 - France - Clichy-sous-bois
By zzzz - 15/05/2012 09:13 - France
Ça gratte
By zur54000 - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Cachan
Salut toi !
By TortueNinja - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France - Toulouse
By nadj - 15/06/2012 09:02 - Royaume-Uni
nadj tells us more.
By coucoucenous - 21/07/2012 21:58 - France - Villejuif
By AirFrance - 24/07/2012 06:20 - France - Paris
Affection
By Groin - 30/07/2012 17:46 - Suisse - Ecublens
By Hightech - 06/09/2012 09:07 - France
By Aspirine - 15/10/2012 06:52 - France - Brunoy
By Lila34 - 20/10/2012 19:48 - France - Montsal
By Milly - 29/10/2012 16:35 - France - Vismes
By Cam - 29/11/2012 20:31 - France - Malakoff
Mental d'acier
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Rouen
In the army now
By inconnuA - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 22/04/2013 05:47 - France
By Jo9438 - 16/06/2013 17:11 - France - Grenoble
C'est vrai, " Schwanz", ça peut vouloir dire simplement "queue ", et si l'on se réfère au sexe masculin, c'est plus vulgaire que "pénis ", mais, passé les quelques secondes de surprise et le fou rire de mes collègues (qui m'a paru durer une éternité par ailleurs), ils ont fini par m'expliquer mon lapsus en me disant que j'avais confondu le mot cygne avec le mot pénis en allemand. Voilà pourquoi j'ai présenté l'histoire de cette manière.