LxZ

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  • Lyon, France
  • 36 years-old
  • Monday 04 June 1990
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Lxz's FML badges

Beginner

You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Socialite

You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…

Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I NEED to know!

You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Top 500 April-May-June 2013

At the end of this period, you were among the top 10 in the moderators' ranking.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Profile completed

You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.

It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Night owl

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Multitasking

You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

I liked to the power of 20

You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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Lxz's favorite FMLs

Alexandraa tells us more.

Alexandraa 21

Pour ceux qui veulent savoir la suite ou qui n'y croient pas : (c'est la gomme de ma meilleure amie qu'on a volée avec une amie de la classe) En maths ma voisine m'a pris ma gomme pour s'en servir et je voulais qu'elle me la rende et elle m'a dit "non je la garde je te l'ai kidnappée" Puis on s'est pris un fou rire, et elle a dit qu'il fallait qu'on la fasse à qqn de la classe. Du coup comme on avait 2 heures de maths, on s'est dit que si on créait un mot maintenant, on le mettrait dans une trousse pendant la récré juste avant de sortir. Du coup on a écrit un mot en changeant de surligneur pour chaque lettre : "J'ai ta gomme en otage. Si tu veux la revoir un jour, tu dois payer 2 €. T'as pas interet à prevenir les flics." Puis on a pris la gomme de la fille. L'après-midi, on a fait pareil pendant les 2 heures de français, on a crée le mot : "Plus que 2 heures" et on a scotché un bout de la gomme. Le soir, on a pris des photos de la gomme où elle était pendue, avec des epingles ... En train de "souffrir" . Et on lui a envoyé par mail. Puis on lui a rendu aujourd'hui, elle était pendue à un arbre du lycée et elle était toute décapitée . (Lycée Marie Curie, 38) Je pense avoir dit l'essentiel :)

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[SiMON] 12

Je parlais bien de chocolat en poudre dans la VDM, et non de céréales. Et non, ce n'était pas une boite pour transvaser, juste une boite qui datait de mon enfance, quand j'allais chez eux chaque semaine. Et si je n'avais plus pris de petit déjeuner là bas depuis pas mal de temps c'est parce que entre temps j'avais déménagé à l'autre bout du pays (ce qui ne veut pas dire que je ne les avait pas revu entre temps).