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By Anonyme - 27/01/2012 17:43 - France
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By Anonyme - 27/01/2012 17:43 - France
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By Jachon - 29/01/2012 13:26 - France
wouhou je suis publié ! Alors oui, c'est bien un appart en mezzanine, et l'aspirateur a voulu se suicider dans les escaliers... Et bien sûr, je n'avais pas changé le sac depuis un bail, il était donc bien plein... Heureusement, l'aspi est un vieux machin super solide, j'ai donc pu tout ré aspirer, et enchaîner avec le récurage de la salle de bains ! J'étais dans un bon jour...
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By jihan - 29/01/2012 14:54
D'abord merci pour vos commentaires, c'est bien drôle. :) En fait, c'est un garçon plutôt timide, avec qui (apparemment) j'aurais une ouverture, mais qui refuse de faire le premier pas. Je suis d'accord, faire du pied, c'est pas une technique terrible (ni fructueuse dans mon cas), mais bon... Bien évidemment, je ne lui ai pas fait du pied pendant deux heures, j'aurais peut-être pu comprendre plus tôt mon erreur sinon. En revanche, j'y allais par petites touches, et je mettais sur le compte de sa timidité le fait qu'il ne réponde pas à mon geste. Le film a par contre duré deux heures et c'est quand la lumière s'est allumée que j'ai compris à qui ou plutôt à quoi je faisais du pied...
By coureusedehaies - 29/01/2012 18:21 - France
Bonjour ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (mesuiscrééuncomptevitefait). Ben déjà que je m'étais tapé la honte, mais une semaine plus tard, je l'ai recroisé à un cross :B Je sais pas s'il m'a reconnue, j'espère pas x) Si ça se trouve, il a lu ma VDM et il se doute de rien....
By Jaipadchance - 29/01/2012 20:35 - France
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By tropleblase - 29/01/2012 23:18 - France
J'ai d'ailleurs rangé ma chambre dans les 2H qui ont suivis, sous l'oeil vigilant de ma mère et les petits rires de ma soeur :) Je sais pas si c'était vraiment de l'humour mais elle connais le moyen de me faire chanter x)