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By Paic Vaisselle - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By Paic Vaisselle - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By nuit_des_temps - 08/04/2012 11:17 - France - Le Cr
Je suis la co-auteure de cette vie de merde. En fait cette anecdote est arrivée à une amie, j'étais avec elle ce matin et on a écrit la VDM ensemble. Elle a beaucoup d'écart en âge avec ses frères et soeurs et c'est exactement ça qui s'est passé. Une maman qui a de l'humour :)
By Marie - 08/04/2012 15:57 - France
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je tenais à préciser que contrairement à ce que certains ont pu penser, je ne suis pas du toute intolérante ou contre le fait que quelqu'un prie, je suis agnostique, j'ai travaillé dans une bibliothèque diocésaine, bref, je suis totalement ouverte et tolérante. Comme l'ont dit quelques autres, si ce moment m'a paru être une VDM, c'était parce que je prenais l'avion pour rentrer chez moi après une année Erasmus, et que le fait d'en voir d'autres prier au moment du décollage, ne m'a pas vraiment rassurée, ayant un naturel anxieux je n'étais déjà pas très à l'aise dans l'avion, voilà tout ^^.