Minakai

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  • Epinal, FRANCE
  • 43 years-old
  • Thursday 19 May 1983
  • In a relationship

About Minakai

VDM for ever

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200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

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Up and coming moderator

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You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.

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Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Judgmental

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Respect your elders

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50 favorites

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The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

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I moderated this!

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Star of the Forum

With over 3000 messages posted on the forum, you certainly seem to be opiniated.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

One ring to rule them all

You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.

50 quality comments

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You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

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Rogusnox 14

Je vais peut être passer pour un fake mais tant pis : c'est la VDM de mon frère o/ *fiertéfamiliale* Donc pour tout ceux qui disent "si c'est un tire au flanc c'est normal TLBM blabla". Non, il a juste eu d'autres problèmes de santé, bénins mais assez sérieux pour l'empêcher de faire du sport pendant une grande partie du lycée. (d'où peut être une sale réputation auprès des profs d'EPS allez savoir, j'étais pas avec lui au lycée ^^) Ensuite, il me semble bien que (hélas), le prof était sérieux en disant ça. Et pour la petite anecdote, notre mère a failli avoir cette réaction: quand mon frère s'est plaint des douleurs au ventre, elle s'est méfiée et a pensé que c'était une excuse pour sécher les cours... Jusqu'au moment où c'était évident que c'était pas du bluff. Arrivé aux urgences, opération directe, et le chirurgien de raconter à mes parents: "c'est un des appendices les plus gonflés que j'ai pu voir, il était temps qu'on l'enlève, il a vraiment frôlé la péritonite !" Ma mère s'est senti mal sur le coup x) Bref, tout ça pour dire, maintenant on en rigole bien. Bonne journée à tous :)