Titubation
By Vincent-Vega-73 - 07/03/2011 17:05 - France
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By Vincent-Vega-73 - 07/03/2011 17:05 - France
By Anonyme - 07/03/2011 18:26 - France
By DingDong - 07/03/2011 19:28 - France
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By ocean0 - 08/03/2011 11:14 - Reserved
By Judeath - 08/03/2011 17:21 - France
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By TonioBlur - 09/03/2011 09:10 - France
By divayht - 09/03/2011 16:21 - France
By whatelsenow - 09/03/2011 22:26 - France
By Anonyme - 10/03/2011 13:04 - Royaume-Uni
By labgirl - 10/03/2011 14:16 - France
By soispasdeg - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 10/03/2011 20:22 - France
By cathylacrevette - 10/03/2011 20:30 - France
lol merci pour tous vos coms!!! Non je n'ai pas montré "le monstre" à mon amie! J'ai répondu à mon cop que je voulais en photo "l'autre monstre", mon neveu quoi ! Il me l'a envoyé en répondant : ah si tu veux mais c'est beaucoup moins intéressant.
By koko38 - 04/01/2011 13:34 - France
By viveleroi - 04/01/2011 15:25 - France
By Paradoxe47 - 04/01/2011 16:32 - France
C'est moi qui ai publié cette vie de merde. Je peux comprendre que cette personne a pu se prendre des réflexions dans sa face. Mais je sortais seulement de cours. Tranquillement. Je ne l'avais même pas vu. Et " Je t'emmerde Connasse " m'a fait légèrement halluciner. " Je suis désolée mais il ne fallait pas le prendre pour vous, je rigole tranquillement avec mes amis " " Ouais c'est çà " " Si on peut plus rire dans le métro sans se faire agresser où va t-on ? ". Il ne savait plus quoi dire. Mes potes qui riaient n'ont pas du arranger les choses. Mais bon. Grand Craquage de Slip.
By Anonyme - 04/01/2011 16:40 - France
Bonjour a tous, je suis l'auteur de la VDM ! J'avais pas vu que j'avais été publier ! Malgré le fait que l'équipe envoie un mail plutôt sympa quand c'est le cas , j'adore !! Je voulais intervenir juste pour signaler quelque chose que personne ne semble avoir relevé dans les nombreux commentaires type "Fallait pousser etc..." (qui je pense ne sont pas tous humoristiques !) C'est... comment je sais que je suis a 45 km de chez moi, jusqu'à ou et dans quel sens je dois pousser pour sortir de la "zone" ?? ^^ Pour les autres qui me disent "Fallait prendre l'assurance 0km" je suis étudiant et ma voiture est [enfin... était :'( ] une vieille rougne. Donc bon l'assurance ca fait un peu chaud ! Sinon, pour l'anecdote, je me rendais au point de rendez vous d'une sortie a ski a quelques Kms de chez moi. Résultat le bus est partit sans moi, et je ne serais pas remboursé car il fallait prévenir au moins 24h à l'avance... Mais ca ca rentrait pas dans la VDM ! Merci de votre compassion :)