By Lion37 - 13/08/2015 08:56 - France - Saint-cyr-sur-loire
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM, qui a honteusement oublié l'existence de son compte et a donc soumis sa petite misère hors connexion. Je fais partie maintenant de ces quelques élus qui ont une vie suffisamment nulle pour être publié et j'ai eu la chance de connaître ce petite moment d'euphorie quand on voit notre galère partagée! :D Donc, je viens vous apporté des petites précisons: je suis la petite fille de 5 ans, haha (une douzaine d'année plus tard)! En fait, c'est une peur qui a fini par partir toute seule avec le temps et qui a duré le temps de mes primaires. Je ne sais pas vraiment quelle est son origine mais en tout cas, j'étais terrorisée à l'idée de toucher un bouton, les voir me dégoûtaient et je les évitais un maximum, en limitant les câlins avec ceux qui en portaient par exemple. Une fois, j'avais réveillé mes parents en pleine nuit en hurlant car mon pied avait touché un bouton de la housse pour les draps.. Au niveau de l'habillement, c'était un peu embêtant pour mes parents car je pétais facilement une durite si je portais une chemise ou un vêtement à boutons. Leur patience a été mise à dure épreuve mais bon, ils m'aiment encore