By _Alice_01 - 07/04/2014 20:46
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Ejri's favorite FMLs
By TomateOignon - 08/04/2014 13:57 - Irlande - Dublin
Félicitations…
By facebooknews - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Montr
By Chamelle - 08/04/2014 18:19 - France - Fontenay-sous-bois
Glissement
By Killionaire - 11/04/2014 15:40 - France - Annecy
L'espoir fait vivre…
By jopou - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada
By mac cayne - 12/04/2014 08:29 - France - Strasbourg
By Captain Nugget - 12/04/2014 10:15 - France - Paris
By sammy - 12/04/2014 16:24 - Afrique du Sud - Midrand
By Anonyme - 13/04/2014 08:03 - Nouvelle-Calédonie - Noum
Malaisant
By anonyme - 13/04/2014 14:46 - France - Thiais
By métro - 13/04/2014 16:14 - France - Toulouse
By Sonan - 13/04/2014 19:36 - France - Rennes
By Anonyme - 13/04/2014 22:36 - France
La bonne blague
By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Cagnes-sur-mer
By Conference - 14/04/2014 15:32 - France - Villes
Conference tells us more.
By Anonyme - 14/04/2014 16:50 - France - Aix-en-provence
By Future_Malade - 15/04/2014 15:18 - France - Bignoux
By Lulu7 - 15/04/2014 21:40
Le déni
By anonyme - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Le Cannet
Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Dans le cadre professionnel, mon futur-ex mari fait souvent des conférences, mais je n'assiste pas toujours car j'ai aussi un métier. Étant en repos, j'ai voulu donc faire lui faire la surprise d'assister à l'une d'elle. Au début, j'ai réellement cru qu'il m'avait vu, et quand j'ai vu une autre femme se lever, j'étais très énervée. J'ai même lâché un "c*nnard" et mes voisins m'ont bien entendus. Après, c'était la fin de la conférence, donc tout le monde s'est levé. Je l'ai attendu dehors, puis je me suis avancée vers lui. Je crois qu'il était vraiment surpris. Je l'ai bien entendu giflé en lui disant qu'à son retour il devra faire ses valises. Je suis ensuite partie. Et j'attends toujours son retour, il n'est encore pas revenu chercher ses affaires, j'hésite à les donner à une association caritative !