By discretos - 25/06/2014 15:43 - Belgique - Brussels
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L'offense
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By Micka - 16/07/2014 11:03 - France - Paris
Bonjour, je suis l'auteur de cette VDM. Quel honneur ! Bon alors la suite de l'histoire : je lui ai demandé si ce qu'elle m'avait dit avant était un mensonge, et elle a éclaté de rire. Elle m'a après avoué son terrible méfait ! Si elle m'a menti, c'est parce qu'elle a abîmé notre voiture de nombreuses fois en l'espace de quelques mois (cette voiture était neuve) : rayures, petits accidents etc. Je ne suis pas non plus vraiment tout rose, puisque notre précédente voiture a fini à la casse à cause d'un accident que j'ai provoqué. Un couple de mauvais conducteurs quoi ;)