By chapropre - 30/10/2014 20:48 - France - Lille
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By vasydisneycestbon - 11/11/2014 00:43 - France - Vincennes
Bonjour à tous,je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Gros fou rire en voyant que ma VDM avait été validée. Merci à mon cher et tendre sans qui cette VDM n'existerait pas! Je vous rassure mon mari ne construira pas le lit de notre bébé. C'était un trait d'humour ;) Même si il y a du l'envisager 2 minutes. Je n'aurait pas été contre si il avait été menuisier ou très bon bricoleur mais ce n'est pas le cas. Nous gagnons tout les deux correctement notre vie et un budget bébé est bien sur prévu. il n'empêche que nous ne souhaitons pas dépenser des sommes astronomiques dans des produits qui nous serviront un an. Et comme c'est notre premier, on a tout à acheter. Je vais bien me renseigner sur ce qui est utile ou pas et passer par les occasions, ventes privées ou la liste de naissance. Voilà pour les précisions.