By JeVaisLeTuer - 10/02/2015 11:53 - France - Paris
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Coucou je suis l'auteure de la VDM ! (et désolée d'arriver 10 ans après la guerre, pour ceux qui sont curieux de connaître le contenu de mon sac à main ou la marque de la voiture ...) Déjà pour commencer : ce n'était pas MA voiture, mais la nouvelle voiture de ma mère. Je lui avais emprunté pour aller en ville, et comme elle est toute neuve, je ne connais pas la moitié des bruits/boutons. J'ai appris en revenant que le voyant des ceintures se trouve sous le réglage du chauffage, sous le poste, donc bien bien loin du tableau de bord, que j'ai bien sûr consulté en premier ... Ensuite non, je ne transporte ni cadavre ni aquarium dans mon sac ^^, mais j'avais quelques papiers et livres (enfin, je ne pense pas que la totalité fasse plus de 5 kgs, donc je ne sais pas pourquoi la voiture a chipoté !). Et merci à ceux qui m'ont conseillé de cacher le sac, mais comme diraient certaines, il n'a pas la taille pour, et en effet la voiture a un système de sécurité pour que les portes se verrouillent automatiquement dès qu'on démarre. Et puis dans ma campagne, personne ne casse les vitres des voitures ! :o Merci en tout cas à ceux qui ont validé ma VDM, et à vos commentaires qui m'ont bien fait rire ! :D