By charlie22 - 09/01/2015 10:02 - France - Le Perreux
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Je suis l'auteure :) Pour vous expliquer, au début je ne sentais que vaguement que quelqu'un touchait mes cheveux, j'ai donc attendu d'être sûre... Ce qui n'a pas tardé, puisqu'elle s'est aventurée à carrément me tirer une mèche ! Je me suis retournée d'un coup, j'ai eu super peur de me retrouver face à un psychopathe fétichiste des cheveux... Mais j'ai vu la coupable, juste une mamie un peu étrange :) elle a fait semblant d'admirer le paysage par la fenêtre, et ce quatre fois d'affilée... Bref bref voilà ma petite VDM, ce n'est pas grand chose mais ça m'a fait plaisir d'être publiée ! Merci pour vos commentaires :)
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Je suis l'auteur. Quand papa part "au travail", il rentre le soir. Donc il me semblait nécessaire de lui expliquer que papa partait pour plusieurs jours. Quand il dit "papa est au ciel" ça veut simplement dire "papa est dans un avion ". Bon visiblement, il ne comprend pas (malgré mes nombreuses tentatives) qu'il n'allais pas rester dans l'avion toute la semaine. Et si il le dit avec un air triste, c'est parce que même pour une semaine son papa lui manque beaucoup.