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By Inconnu - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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By Inconnu - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Cdb - 25/03/2009 16:23
By OhmygodO_o - 26/03/2009 18:32
By lanouille - 26/03/2009 18:50
By Minifée - 28/03/2009 19:49
By amBIvalente - 05/04/2009 19:10
By RussianD0ll - 05/04/2009 22:31
By Totony - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By Inconnu - 06/04/2009 17:15
By irinaminima - 06/04/2009 21:21
By Vanech - 09/04/2009 12:47
By franlge - 09/04/2009 14:26
By S.. - 13/04/2009 12:31
By dommage... - 16/04/2009 16:44
By JD. - 24/04/2009 17:52
By Hein? - 08/05/2009 11:28
By dondoozat - 10/05/2009 22:44
#8 pour ce qui est des surnoms mignons, si, bien sur, mais vu sa petite taille de temps en temps c'est "lutin". Merci à tous les remerciements pour le mix houleux de contrepétrie et de lapsus involontaire , c'est déjà ça de gagné et post gueulante, je suis encore de ce monde. Mon ptit Boudin, euh Lutin m'aime quand même (beaucoup moins quand elle lira la VDM et les coms) Il faut vivre dangereusement :) Sinon, en effet, j'ai gagné le droit de remplir le frigo de tout ce qui peut être allégé et de me transformer en végétarien pour les prochaines semaines à ne manger que des légumes. YOUPI!!!
By comça - 14/05/2009 17:39
By miss-micro-HF - 15/05/2009 16:11
By Marge - 20/05/2009 12:55
(Pour compléter les réponses, au cas où leurs auteurs passeraient par là, oui, ils espéraient probablement que je finisse ma vie avec celui d'avant, oui j'ai essayé de leur expliquer que c'était assez ridicule et que ça me mettait très mal à l'aise, non, d'habitude mes parents sont des gens très tolérants et qui acceptent mes choix, mais apparemment, ça les faisait beaucoup rire de faire ça)