By Skull - 13/10/2014 12:39 - France
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- Nan nan nan nan nan ! Il va falloir d’abord que t’apprennes à parler. On ne dit pas "AFFIRMATIF", ou bien des conneries de c'genre. On dit "No problemo". Et si quelqu’un arrive vers toi en roulant des mécaniques, dis "Va chier". Et si tu veux en mettre plein la vue c’est "Hasta la vista, Baby !".
- Hasta la vista, baby.
- Ouais, ou "Dégage, sac à merde.". Si un type s’énerve, tu dis comme ça "Reste cool". Tu peux aussi faire des combinaisons.
- Reste cool, sac à merde.
- C’est super ! Tu vois qu'ça rentre.
- No problemo
- J’ignorais que tu savais piloter un avion.
- Piloter, oui. Atterrir, non.
- J’ai un scoop pour toi : dégotte toi une fille sympa et vous devenez les meilleurs amis.
- J’ai un scoop pour toi : achète toi une boîte de capote et va te faire enculer.
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Bonsoir à tous, Je suis l'auteure de la VDM et je tiens à apporter quelques précisions afin de couper court à toute tergiversions. Je travaille depuis plus d'un an auprès des personnes âgées atteintes de la maladie d'Alzheimer, afin d'assurer leur autonomie dans la vie quotidienne par le biais de différentes activités et médiations dont cette sortie fait parti. Je travaille également à créer de nouveaux apprentissages chez eux parce que oui oui, même quand on a Alzheimer on peut continuer à apprendre ! ;-) Il est donc bien évident que ce rire n'était en rien moqueur, mais bien amusé de la situation. En effet, cette dame ne s'en souvenait plus le lendemain, mais vu la manière chaleureuse dont elle m'accueille je suis persuadée qu'il reste malgré tout quelque chose de cette journée... :-) Merci à tous pour vos super commentaires qui m'ont a mon tour bien fait rire, et dédicace à tous les collègues Psychomot qui sont passés par là, VDP ! ;-)