By Anonyme - 04/08/2010 11:32 - États-Unis
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
To be up moderating at this time of night, either you're really devoted or you're an insomniac.
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
See, one of you was right.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
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By EvilCactus - 14/06/2012 11:49 - France - Haraucourt
Alors... En fait, mon père ayant oublié de me prévenir que le plombier venait, je dormais quand il est arrivé, et il m'a réveillée en entrant dans ma chambre. Donc de toute façon je pouvais pas m'habiller avant, et une fois levée, la 1ère chose que j'ai faite, c'est aller déjeuner (y'a des priorités quand même.), mais je me suis un peu habillée, après. Ensuite, c'est vrai que j'aurai pu réviser ailleurs que dans ma chambre, mais étant donné qu'il faisait toutes les pièces de la maison, je n'ai pas bougé, et de plus je trouvais qu'il est peut-être plus poli de rester quand il entre que de sortir d'un air de dire "tu me fais un peu chier, là". Enfin, je vous rassure, il ne me matait pas, j'ai exagéré pour rendre la situation plus comique en écrivant la VDM. Voilà. =)
Bonjour à tous, je suis l'auteurE de la VDM. Car oui je suis une femelle (ça vous en bouche un coin hein nous aussi on en mate des pornos) J'ai posté la VDM en ne sachant pas que je pourrais la commenter que si je suis inscrite (et non pas par honte ou quoi, la preuve je suis là pour répondre à vos questions lubriques :))