Alerte
By Coussin - 30/01/2012 09:28 - Belgique
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By Coussin - 30/01/2012 09:28 - Belgique
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Bonjour, je suis l'auteure de cette VDM. Je ne vois pas d'intérêt à publier une histoire fausse, aussi je peux vous assurer (croyez-le ou non peu importe) que l'examinateur m'a clairement exprimé que mon recalage était dû à ce créneau (navrée de ne pas être un danger publique - enfin, remarque...). Pour ceux qui affirment qu'un clignotant ne peut être éliminatoire, j'aurais préféré que ce soit bien le cas, mais ce n'est pas à moi qu'il faut le dire! En fait, ça ne fait qu'accentuer mon sentiment d'injustice de ce jour là. Sinon, je suis tout à fait d'accord avec le fait que mettre son clignotant est la base et que c'est évidemment important. Dans les conditions de l'examen, j'étais tellement concentrée (et stressée) sur le fait que tout se jouait justement sur ce dernier créneau pas très évident, que j'en ai oublié presque l'essentiel. Je n'en porte pas moins un jugement négatif sur les examinateurs, seulement que je suis tombée sur la mauvaise personne au mauvais moment... On peut appeler ça une petite claque de la vie! Ca n'est pas si grave mais ça laisse un goût amer tout de même. Sur ce, pour les futurs candidats, n'oubliez pas le cligno ! Et autant pour moi pour le "créneau en marche arrière" ;)