Cold_Turkey

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  • Friday 24 June 1994
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About Cold_turkey

Bon, bah j'ai voulu faire une description, mais je sais toujours pas quoi dire.

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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

FAAAAAACEBOOK

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My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

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This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

He who tries, wins.

See, one of you was right.

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I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

Who’s the fairest of them all?

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The return of the thumb

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The thumb strikes back

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YDI Master

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Work is a 4-letter word

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Judgmental

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Invader

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I’m your new creative director

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See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

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Passe-Partout2 tells us more.

Passe-Partout2 3

Fabii: en général c'est ce que j'essaye de faire sauf qu'il y a des moments- genre les cours à 8h du mat où je me retrouve seule, face à cette porte... Et pour répondre: non, je ne mesure pas 2mm mais 1m55 mais visiblement ce n'est pas assez pour les détecteurs... Je sais pas comment ces trucs fonctionnent, mais visiblement je ne suis pas la seule dans cette galère (ça me rassure !)

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waco 0

lol. j'imaginais pas qu'il y aurait un débat sur le fait de vivre chez ses parents passé 20 ans. quand on fait des études, même avec un petit boulot on n'a pas forcément les moyens ou la caution pour un appart. et puis on se fait une raison, les parents protecteurs font toujours marrer les potes.

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ephraim1978 31

Eh bien! Que de commentaires! Je tiens à signaler que la famille m'a présenté ses plus plates excuses à ce sujet. Ils l'ont réellement pensé mais quand je leur ai dit que je ne comptais pas les manger, ils m'ont cru. Heureusement...

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Le Mush 28

Voyant dans les commentaires que certains n'y croient pas trop, je tiens à préciser que le remplaçant en question était manutentionnaire dans mon bureau et qu'il ne m'avait remplacé que parce qu'il n'y avait pas d'autre choix. A savoir que dans les grands bureaux de Poste, on met à la manutention tous les gens "à problèmes" : Alcooliques, drogués (c'est pas une blague) et tous ceux dont la Poste a trop honte pour les montrer au public.