Idiot
By anna - 17/12/2008 16:25
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By anna - 17/12/2008 16:25
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By tricksteur - 07/01/2009 10:44
je vois que ma VDM fait des vagues, (non l'envie de choquer des personnes) mais lorsque j'ai entendu ça venant de ma voisine, j'ai bien ri (elle aussi après avoir dis sa bêtise !!!) je pense que ma voisine disait ça en lançant un message à son mari. Moi en tout cas j'ai énormément rigolé et d'ailleurs j'en ri encore !!! je ne regarderai plus jamais ma voisine de la meme façon !!!
By Norope - 20/01/2009 13:07
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By niarkniarkniark - 27/01/2009 10:55
By Chetan - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
By horei.hide - 01/02/2009 21:28
Cela fait plus de deux ans que cette VDM a été publiée, et nous avons toujours des cordons bleus dans le frigo. Il ne lui manque qu'un seul département...
By Kaikoura - 04/02/2009 04:03
By Athamo - 05/02/2009 01:14
N'empêche que la blague, moi, je la connaissais pas... Faut croire que ma moitié si, surtout qu'elle était morte de rire en balançant ça. Mon érection en a pris un grand coup. Et genre, dites pas "ça se demande pas blabla", c'était dans le feu de l'action, je voulais juste l'entendre dire un truc du style "Oh ouiii" ou "Encooore" plutôt que les sempiternels longs et langoureux soupirs qui, même s'ils sont très agréables, sont relativement répétitifs. J'espérais pas un "Prends-moi comme un phoque lépreux", c'pas le genre de trucs qui me seksitent ! ='D Ça m'apprendra à vouloir pimenter ma vie seskuelle.
By Skooboutouf - 06/02/2009 15:03
By poupoulou - 09/02/2009 06:43
By CulNu - 09/02/2009 14:15
By Gat - 10/02/2009 00:06
Vous imaginez bien que si c'est une étude de 20 pages, que j'ai passé vous l'imaginez du temps dessus et pas qu'un peu, je vais pas m'amuser à ne pas relire ou encore mieux à utiliser le correcteur word.... J'ai même relu une fois ensuite mais j'ai pas fait gaffe à la page titre, j'ai relu toutes les autres.. Le correcteur word s'était apparemment mis tout seul à "corriger automatiquement", allez me dire pourquoi hein.. Enfin bon pas de casses, j'en ai bien ri avec ma prof donc ça va..