By male_aime76 - 10/03/2013 09:29 - France - Bourg-achard
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By male_aime76 - 10/03/2013 09:29 - France - Bourg-achard
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Bonjour à tous.. Je suis l'auteur(e?) de cette VDM et l'auteur(e?) de cet enfant....A tous ceux qui s'indignent (justement ou pas, pas grave), je voulais juste préciser qu'il m'avait fait bien marrer, et que ce n'est qu'un juste retour des choses, avec tous les surnoms qu'on lui affuble avec son papa depuis son enfance..(j'ai d'ailleurs hâte à sa puberté pour en trouver de nouveaux!!!). L'humour et la dérision font partie de notre famille, et quel délice de savoir que nous l'avons transmis à nos lardons. Sinon, il est sympa!!!!!! ;-)
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bonjour! je suis l'auteur, et l'heureuse élue du coeur de l'homme-qui-paniquait-trop ^^ pour vous rassurer, nous avons 5 enfants, et mon homme a bel et bien paniqué complet des le début du travail. mais bizarrement, pas au moment de la naissance. il supporte mal de voir les siens se faire mal, il imagine toujours le pire. il a quand même eut la présence d'ésprit de me donner du papier wc pour éponger mon sang :D sinon mon nez va bien, fracture minime, sans déplacement, donc ça va ^^ l'homme est rassuré, mais sur le coup, il a fallut que je le calme..mais j'ai l'habitude, je ne suis pas quelqu'un qui panique..j'ai même rigolé... bref, mon homme est un homme, un vrai, qui s'inquiète juste beaucoup pour ceux qu'il aime :) merci pour vos com' :)