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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
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By Anonyme - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Banaaaaaane - 04/06/2013 17:35 - France - Cran-g
By Livivien - 04/06/2013 19:14 - Suisse - Menzingen
By ViveLesVacances - 04/06/2013 21:29 - France - Vasselay
By fazohra - 05/06/2013 00:04 - France - Mantes-la-ville
By kreolexpatrié - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By delcali - 07/06/2013 05:00 - France
By stelena - 07/06/2013 17:11 - France - Br
Coucou ! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM , que j'ai écrite sans me connecter. Tout d'abord, je tiens à dire que cette amie parle beaucoup de sa vie amoureuse, et comme le dit #23, elle prend 2 heures pour dire ce qui se dirait en 10 minutes. Et je le lui avais déjà fait remarquer. Je comprends tous les TLBM, et pour tous ceux qui me demandent pourquoi je la considère comme une amie, c'est parce que, en dehors de toutes ses tirades sur sa vie amoureuse, elle est sympa et on rigole bien ensemble :)
By Foufoune69 - 08/06/2013 12:47 - France - Rillieux
By Oops - 08/06/2013 17:13 - Maroc - Rabat
By PhobyDorages - 08/06/2013 17:59 - France
By nongrata - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Leyr
By anonyme - 19/03/2013 19:49 - France - Versailles
By Anonyme - 20/03/2013 09:59 - France
By mauvaisecuisto - 20/03/2013 17:31 - France - Neuilly-sur-seine
By anzelis - 20/03/2013 21:16 - France
By Anonyme - 20/03/2013 21:31 - France
By Anonyme - 20/03/2013 22:18 - France - Avaray
By Anonyme - 21/03/2013 17:28 - France - Milhaud
By Freudien - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Chazey-sur-ain
Bonjour, je voudrais ajouter quelques petites précisions suite à vos commentaires. Je n'ai pas écrit cette VDM pour lancer le débat du racisme, mais juste pour présenter une situation cocasse qui m'est arrivée. Sinon en réalité, cet individu m'a demandé si nous "les nègres" (ce sont ses mots) souffrions aussi de la chaleur. Merci en tout cas aux autres voyageurs qui lui ont signifié leur mécontentement. Moi je lui ai juste demandé s'il n'avait pas froid en hiver... Maintenant, pour ceux qui ne le savent pas, il ne fait pas 40 degrés celsius dans tous les pays d'Afrique. Dans mon pays, dépasser 35 degrés relève de températures très élevées, mal vécues par la population, et cela arrive plutôt rarement. La seule différence avec un pays tempéré comme la France est qu'il n'y a pas de grosses modifications saisonnières et donc la température reste presque pareille toute l'année, en moyenne en dessous de 30. En cas de doute, vous pourriez voir msn/météo. De plus l'Afrique a aussi ses différences. L'Italie et la Finlande, ce n'est pas le même climat. La France et la Roumanie, ce n'est pas la même économie. Eh bien, ce type de disparités existent aussi en Afrique.