By SlipMouillé - 18/08/2009 06:57
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You submitted an FML, that was subsequently published, and statistically this makes you an exceptional person.
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
By SlipMouillé - 18/08/2009 06:57
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By Monsieur Gordon - 04/12/2009 09:19
Puisqu'il y a débat, je précise: les fétards, je les ai entendu dans la nuit. Et vu qu'il n'y avait pas que des excréments, j'ai fait le rapprochement. ;) Après, ce n'était peut-être pas eux, mais un homme seul n'aurait pas fait tout ça tout seul (je vous passe les détails), et les chiens ne s'essuient pas le derrière avec des Kleenex. Et pour info, mon toutou fait ses besoins dans le caniveau (grosse comme petite commission), et je ramasse les rares fois où il vise mal. :o
By Choupachump - 05/12/2009 23:23
Pour ma défense, cette personne, un an auparavant, avait été enceinte et je pensais qu'elle l'était de nouveau. Hum... J'avoue que je me suis fait chambrer après qu'elle soit sortie à son étage. Promis, je ne recommencerai plus :-)