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  • Grenoble , France
  • 32 years-old
  • Saturday 26 February 1994
  • In a relationship

About Selim_mazz

Etudiant en medecine à Grenoble, j'aime rire. Grand passioné de science, j'essayerai sûrement de t'expliquer pourquoi le ciel est bleu (malgré le fait que tu n'en n'aies rien à péter) ou ce qu'il se passe dans notre corps lorsque l'on a peur.

Une personne qui sait aborder quelqu'un sans un fameux et très (trop) connu et déprimant dès le début: "salut ça va ?" me charmera bien d'avantages. Je ne dis pas de venir avec un plumeau dans le cul pour me chanter du Francis Cabrel en guise de bonjour hein ? Mais juste qqch qui marque, qu'on se rappelle de toi du genre "ah oui c'était toi avec le plumeau dans le...? Et tu chantais nan ? Enchanté !" Un peu d'originalité que diable !

Discutons les amis, de tout comme de rien. (et souvent et surtout de rien)

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minibuch1505 tells us more.

minibuch1505 25

Boujour à tous et à toutes Je voudrais d'abord vous remercier d'avoir aimer cette VDM, comme quoi j'ai bien une VDM :) Pour ce qui est de la VDM illustrée, j'aimerais bien mais le dessin, ce n'est pas mon fort, loin de là. Peut être qu'il y en aura qui se diront que cette VDM est fausse, mais non, elle est vraie :) Sur ce bonne soirée ( ou bonne nuit pour ceux qui dorment)

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Bonjour à tous! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM. Déjà merci beaucoup de l'avoir validée, je suis trop contente je m'y attendais pas :D Alors j'explique : en fait je suis en école d'ingé en agronomie (Saia vaincra!) et je fais un stage en entreprise en Allemagne. J'avais pas pensé en commençant ce stage que ce serait à ce point "nature". J'ai pas la phobie des insectes mais je suis pas super à l'aise avec les bestioles. Je me suis pas encore habituée aux vers, mouchettes et autres araignées qui m'entourent. Donc voilà je m'occupais des plantes, et j'avais mis des gants fins en plastique blanc à cause du traitement. Et j'étais seule à ce moment dans la serre donc personne n'a assisté à mes bêtises heureusement. Sinon ça m'a fait rire toute seule d'être aussi cruche. Mais bon de toutes façons les allemands commencent à comprendre que je peux me ridiculiser quotidiennement ^^' Et pour la petite histoire j'ai encore crié aujourd'hui, mais c'était un vrai ver (de terre) cette fois. Et armée de tout mon courage je l'ai mis dehors. Voilà, je ne désespère pas de savoir jardiner d'ici quelques mois.