Rubik's cube
By 1001agrafes - 25/01/2013 22:44 - France - Mondelange
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By 1001agrafes - 25/01/2013 22:44 - France - Mondelange
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By Cocu...mais jai acheté le pain. - 27/01/2013 18:01 - France - Notre-dame-de-gravenchon
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By busbus - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By griffure - 29/01/2013 14:01 - France
Salut à tous, je suis l'auteure de cette magnifique VDM! Alors pour la petite histoire, je suis allée me coucher 5min après lui, il s'était déjà endormi et en me couchant j'ai fait un peu de bruit ce qui l'a réveillé. Tout surpris il a eu un mouvement ample (on va dire) et sa main a touché mon front. Ensuite il m'a dit un truc du genre "qu'est ce que tu fais là, tu m'as fait peur, arrive pas comme ça dans le dos des gens" (alors que j'allais juste me coucher ^^) et il s'est rendormi. Pour le fait que je m'en soit aperçue que le lendemain, j'étais crevée et je suis pas spécialement allée me regarder dans une glace parce que je pensais pas du tout être griffée entre les deux yeux ^^ Sinon on habite ensemble depuis 4 ans et c'est régulièrement que je lui "fais peur" parce que je suis plutôt discrète et on m'entend pas arriver. Et je lui en veux pas pour ma blessure de guerre, on a bien rigolé après coup le lendemain!
By BlueDjinn - 31/01/2013 21:00 - France - Boisset-et-gaujac
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By kakerlaken71 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Cergy
By WAWAX - 02/02/2013 11:34 - France - M
By defco - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France
By Cleo - 05/02/2013 14:59 - France
By sciencenat - 06/02/2013 15:06 - France - Trappes
By Anonyme - 07/02/2013 09:16 - France - Illange
By Anonyme - 07/02/2013 10:01 - France - Lyon
By Keichido - 07/02/2013 10:14 - France - Pau
Coucou à tous, je suis l'auteur. Je me suis inscrite après avoir posté ma VDM pour pouvoir répondre aux commentaires; du coup je ne sais pas si ce com va apparaître en "l'auteur a commenté", mais bon peu importe... Alors, pour tous ceux qui ne comprennent pas la simple logique, en effet, il m'a "facturé" 4h15, ce qui signifie bien que, puisque "toute heure commencée est due", le quart d'heure supplémentaire m'aura coûté 89€... Et oui, bien sûr, j'ai vu sa lune en prime...