By Monsieur Gordon - 17/09/2011 16:45 - France
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Etanna's favorite FMLs
Super !
By Anonyme - 08/10/2011 16:53 - France
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La BA du jour
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Bisou
By catman - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
Le dirlo
By MarieAntoinette - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - France
By Kitsu - 05/12/2011 23:23 - France
Kitsu tells us more.
By Laura - 09/12/2011 05:33 - France
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By vertigo - 22/01/2012 19:56 - France
By siwo_siwa - 25/01/2012 22:56 - France
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Oh je suis validée :) Joie ^^ Pour répondre un peu aux quelques commentaires que j'ai pu lire, malgré le fait que je pense qu'aucun parent n'a à se justifier tant que son enfant est bien traité ;) ... Oui quand je prends ma douche mon fils est là, j'ai du mal à me lever le matin alors je vais certainement pas me lever 30mn plus tôt pour une douche! Du coup il est dans la salle de bains avec moi, il joue tranquillement et moi je me douche tranquillement aussi... Donc Oui il me voit nue, tout comme moi j'ai vu mes parents nus quand j'étais petite, et je ne suis pas déséquilibrée pour autant, à chacun ses limites de pudeur, certains parents ne veulent pas qu'on les voit nus, très bien, mais c'est pas mon cas... Le jour où il ne voudra plus que je le vois nu, ça voudra dire qu'il est gêné aussi de nous voir nus et on fera attention... Comme mes parents ont fait avec moi ;) Bref, pour parler réellement de cette VDM lol, malgré une petite gêne of course, apparemment il y avait beaucoup de buée, je me raccroche à ça pour éviter à avoir à démissionner lol ^^
By alexian2 - 05/02/2012 09:58 - France
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B'soir à tous :) Alors pour info, la vendeuse devait avoir 50-55 ans, donc pas très attirante pour quelqu'un de mon âge. Je n'ai pas le même slip coloré, j'avais juste un caleçon. Quand elle a ouvert, je me suis arrêté ( et elle ne m'a pas rejoint, je n'ai pas chanté non plus devant elle), je l'ai regardé avec un air surpris, énervé et gêné en même temps. Elle a dit "excusez moi" et a refermé la cabine. J'avoue que c'est moins qu'elle cool que si elle avait 25 ans et que si elle avait continué la danse avec moi, mais ça m'a bien fait marrer après tout de même. :)
La violence !
By the bifle - 05/02/2012 13:07 - France
By minibuch1505 - 19/02/2012 19:55 - France
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Boujour à tous et à toutes Je voudrais d'abord vous remercier d'avoir aimer cette VDM, comme quoi j'ai bien une VDM :) Pour ce qui est de la VDM illustrée, j'aimerais bien mais le dessin, ce n'est pas mon fort, loin de là. Peut être qu'il y en aura qui se diront que cette VDM est fausse, mais non, elle est vraie :) Sur ce bonne soirée ( ou bonne nuit pour ceux qui dorment)
By Anonyme - 20/02/2012 13:53 - France
By Anonyme - 11/03/2012 15:24 - France
Je ne peux pas le déplacer, l'arbre à chat ;_; Si c'était que ça, je l'aurai fait. Mais quand on vit sous les combles, bah on met son matos du côté où le toit le permet. Et comme dit, ça me fait un repérage. C'est plus sympa que la croix gravée dans le sol XD (Mais quand j'ai un coup de fil du boulot, je jarte le chat depuis le coup des ronrons. Mais là, je ne m'attendais pas à ce qu'il me mettre son as de pique à 2cm du nez...)