Bouche du matin
By bouli - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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#108 #109: raté! je lui collais même pas au derrière je suis une jeune conductrice sérieuse ^^ je garde les distances même au feu rouge donc elle s'est fait un trip toute seule. Sinon pour donner mon avis je pense que des visites obligatoires mais gratuites et régulières devraient être mises en place pour contrôler les capacités a conduire de nos anciens, si c'est positif délivrer une attestation qui serait demandée en cas de contrôle policier et si lors du contrôle les policiers contatent qu'il n'y a pas d'attestation et bien amende Voilà voilà ^^
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C'est moi qui ai posté la VDM! ^^ J'avais envie de rire quand ma cliente m'a dit ça parce que je pensais qu'elle plaisantait! Mais quand j'ai vu que c'était sérieux, je lui ai expliqué avec tact que les fax ne partaient pas dans les fils! J'ai halluciné! C'est terrible tout ce qu'on voit dans le métier! J'ai compris après sa plainte pourquoi elle avait photocopié tous ses documents...