By Grrrrr - 17/12/2013 15:55 - France - Quevillon
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By Grrrrr - 17/12/2013 15:55 - France - Quevillon
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By Platypus8622 - 18/12/2013 13:04 - France
Hello, tous ! Au vu de tous ces commentaires bien marrants, je ne peux m'empêcher de vous donner le détail : Eh oui, à cause de la contrainte de longueur des VDM, je n'ai pas pu vous en dire plus, mais la vraie histoire est encore mieux, je ne savais plus si je devais rire ou pleurer à la fin de cette journée là ... Donc, nous sommes en plein devoir, et une élève m'interpelle. Je m'approche, et elle me montre cette fameuse flèche, en me demandant "Msieur, c'est bien moustache, qu'il faut mettre, là ?" Désespéré, je lui dis ironiquement, "Oui oui, et là c'est Sourcil" ... Je commençais déjà à paniquer quand j'ai vu qu'elle me prenait au sérieux, quand tout à coup je vois sa voisine de table, empressée, qui prend son effaceur pour enlever de sa copie les noms "Lénine" et "Staline" qu'elle avait bien trouvés ! Faut que j'arrête, j'ai tendance parfois à être un peu ironique quand je parle à mes élèves, parfois pour le plaisir de la blague, mais vous ne pouvez pas imaginer le nombre d'élèves qui ne saisissent pas le 2nd degré ...
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Vous avez tous raison, il s'agit de Red john ;)
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Bonjour, Je suis l'auteur de cette VDM et je vais apporter quelques précisions. Ca s'est passé lundi dernier à 2h30 du matin, elle était donc mal réveillée et sa remarque nous a beaucoup fait rire ma femme et moi. Ca ne l'a pas empêché de retourner à l'école hier sans rechigner (à cette age, l'école est encore du plaisir). Pour tous les commentaires du type "elle est intelligente/maligne/perspicace/..." j'ai juste envie de dire "comme son père" ^^