By anounime - 09/03/2014 11:24 - France - Lyon
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By mariechips - 09/03/2014 11:26 - France
By 9by9 - 09/03/2014 20:10 - France - Lyon
Désolé, hein
By Unlucky - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Vannes
By vivelesfous - 12/03/2014 16:26 - France
Confusion
By anonyme - 12/03/2014 16:48 - France - Poitiers
Tu perds la boule, Gégé
By Miam - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Montreuil
By Anonyme - 12/03/2014 22:55 - France - Roubaix
Rien pigé
By Anonyme - 13/03/2014 09:27 - France - Rez
By keloe - 13/03/2014 14:29 - France
Ça ne marche pas comme ça
By grododo - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France - Le Pecq
Confusion
By poufy - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - France
By sweetydirty - 13/03/2014 19:50 - France
sweetydirty tells us more.
By juui - 13/03/2014 21:13 - France - Gentilly
juui tells us more.
Bonsoir ! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, je ne pensais pas qu'elle passerait donc c'est une bonne surprise ^^ Pour ceux qui veulent savoir, le chat a fini par manger (bien que l'avion n'y soit pour rien ^^) ! Il est pas sorti d'affaire mais c'est un premier pas et pas des moindre. Quant à l'anorexie, c'est un mot qui veux dire que le chat (ou n'importe quel animal) refuse de manger, ce qui est très courant chez les animaux malades et qui plus est hospitalisés (pas le bon environnement, d'autres animaux autours, des traitements, des perf ... bref, pas mal de facteurs de stress). Le terme employé couramment chez l'Homme est en fait un cas particulier parmi les anorexies. Mon responsable a juste explosé de rire, mais ce genre de craquage en fin de journée quand on a passé plus d'une demi heure tout seul à tenter de faire avaler de la pâtée à un chat qui boude c'est ultra classique. Donc juste une anecdote qui risque de me suivre mais c'est tout. En tout cas, merci pour vos commentaires, vous m'avez beaucoup fait rire ;)
By LeChameauTrisomique - 14/03/2014 05:33 - France - Saint-germain-de-la-grange
By Anonyme - 14/03/2014 16:22 - France
Serrée
By Anonyme - 14/03/2014 19:38 - France - Saint-brieuc
By pin pon - 14/03/2014 21:14 - France
By Vive le métro - 14/03/2014 21:36 - France - Paris
Fine analyse
By Anonyme - 15/03/2014 09:48 - France
Hello! Je suis l'auteure de la VDM (qui n'en revient pas d'avoir été publiée haha). Je tiens à préciser que je suis très propre (et oui) et que mon petit frère a seulement dit ça pour plaisanter. Il est d'ailleurs très fier d'avoir sortie cette phrase et je vais l'entendre encore longtemps je pense. Ah et je ne m'appelle pas vraiment Clémence (je ne voulais pas trop m'afficher), désolée pour tout les jeux de mots que j'ai trouvé dans les commentaires ;p