By notaslut - 08/03/2010 20:16
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
Your account was created during the first 6 months of FML's existence.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
Your FML account is now linked to your Facebook account.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?
You have 50 followers and we quite frankly don't know how you managed it.
You have 100 followers. Your head's in the game.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have 200 followers. Everyone follows you. You should watch your mouth.
By notaslut - 08/03/2010 20:16
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