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By kakerlaken71 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Cergy
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By kakerlaken71 - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Cergy
By ptitdej - 10/02/2013 10:19 - France
By Amarelle - 11/02/2013 16:40 - France
By rolf_9369 - 13/02/2013 00:04 - France - Meyzieu
By liloubrown06 - 15/02/2013 23:53 - France - Salon-de-provence
By Anonyme - 16/02/2013 19:53 - Égypte - Cairo
By bruuuuuummmmm - 17/02/2013 16:32 - Suisse - Bulle
By Anonyme - 17/02/2013 16:52 - France - Herblay
By dédé - 18/02/2013 19:56 - Îles Vierges britanniques
By 30millionsdami - 19/02/2013 11:43
Bonjour, oui j'ai retrouvé mon chat mais pas ma dignité! j'ai demandé l'âge car l’aboiement avait l'air d'être celui d'un chien assez jeune et comme j'aime les animaux, j'ai demandé... et je ne me moque pas des autistes ! c'est un site de "Vie de Merde" c'est pas le site la" Plus Grosse Blague..."
By moa - 19/02/2013 23:23 - France - Nantes
By aïe... - 20/02/2013 00:47 - Guadeloupe - Petit-canal
By Noob - 20/02/2013 11:14 - France - Lens
By évasion - 20/02/2013 22:26
By AxelleHug - 27/02/2013 08:46 - France - Montpellier
Bonsoir! Je suis l'auteure de la vdm :) tout d'abord ça m'a fait sourire de voir qu'une discussion s'est créer autour de la définition d'une maladie orpheline! Donc c'est bien une maladie que peu de personnes ont, avec à chaque fois un syndrome différent et peu de remèdes. La mienne est dite rare car chaque morphologie est unique : j'ai le syndrome de klippel traynauney (bon je sais pas exactement comment ça s'écrit, j'ai plus l'habitude de le prononcer) ! Avouez que vous ne l'avez jamais entendu même dans Dr House :p Je vous rassure... Je maaaarche ! (Mais pas sur l'eau...) Et sinon, n'aimant pas être prise pour un phénomène de foire, j'ai demander a ce que quelques internes s'en aillent. (Mouhahaha je suis vilaine!) Donc voili voilou, merci d'avoir validée la vdm et si y'en a qui ont ou connaissent des personnes qui ont des maladies orphelines, je serais heureuse de leur parler :)
By DarkFatalis - 01/03/2013 22:18 - France - Nice
By Obistrot - 02/03/2013 12:21 - France - Paris
By Anonyme - 02/03/2013 16:27 - France - Mont
By François 6953 - 02/03/2013 16:53 - Belgique - Brussels
By Madame malédiction - 02/03/2013 20:57 - France - Gannat
Ça a été un DM bien silencieux malgré le fait qu'elle ait rigolé mais comme dit plus haut, la VDM a mis pas mal de temps à être validée et maintenant je suis avec elle (en couple) et on en rigole. effectivement ça a choqué ma mère sur le coup, enfin bon elle en rigole aussi et n'en parle à personne :)