Amu_pancakes

Mrs 25 years-old Single

pyroman1127 This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff United States

Thanks, I guess…

Today, I gave a girl answers to a test. She said she would give me something pleasurable in return. She gave me a Twinkie, saying, "I know how much fat people love Twinkies." FML

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didntevenknow 13 August 2012, 15:06 Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was fooling around on Omegle, when I came across a guy who claimed he could suck himself off. I was doubtful, but morbidly curious, so I told him to prove it. Turns out he could. Before I could close the browser window in horror, my dad walked in and got a good look too. FML

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Amu_pancakes

Thanks, I guess…

Danger zone

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