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By Lauvy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Blanquefort
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You went as far as reading the terms of use. You’re a total FML completist.
Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You found out about the FML Forum, and checked it out.
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve filled out the necessary details. Having done so will be much appreciated.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.
Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.
Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
You were outside of France when you submitted this FML
You've commented on an FML that you sent in
You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Lauvy - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Blanquefort
By Anonyme - 15/01/2013 23:40 - France - Paris
By ramoucho - 17/01/2013 08:29 - France
By Voldemots - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Insming
By Enzo.C - 22/01/2013 18:05 - France - Caz
By jack - 27/01/2013 12:47 - France - Saint-alban-de-montbel
By et la c'est la Mère de - 28/01/2013 13:20 - Réunion
By yesaispas - 28/01/2013 17:21 - France - Lille
By parasol11 - 28/01/2013 21:11 - France - La Courneuve
By rocoandco - 07/02/2013 00:12 - France - Dampierre-sur-avre
By Anonyme - 07/02/2013 10:01 - France - Lyon
By Jeux t'm - 08/02/2013 17:42 - France - Hayange
By Amarelle - 11/02/2013 16:40 - France
By Cocastique - 17/02/2013 03:25 - France - H
Bonjour, c'est moi l'auteur de la VDM :) Donc après ce long silence, je m'excuse et dit que oui, je suis sexuelement actif mais bon le médecin n'était heureusement pas homophobe et il a esquissé un petit sourire :)
By Anonyme - 17/02/2013 16:52 - France - Herblay
By Anonyme - 26/02/2013 18:16 - France - Besan
By stress - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - France - Nantes
By floor - 08/03/2013 16:03 - France - Tassin-la-demi-lune
By male_aime76 - 10/03/2013 09:29 - France - Bourg-achard
By ugly betty - 25/03/2013 16:38 - États-Unis - Havertown
Hello! Je suis l'auteur de la VDM! Je suis la première surprise que celle ci ait été publiée! Les commentaires #18 #7 et #36 m'ont bien fait rire! Pour répondre aux commentaires, je tiens à ajouter quelques détails! Tout d'abord, nous ne connaissons pas nos voisins, nous savons juste que ce sont des étudiants comme nous, donc ma coloc ne savait pas si un dom juan se cachait parmi eux :) (et il s'est avéré que non!) Et pour la VDM, disons que ma coloc est tellement obsédée par son apparence qu'en plus de s'infliger des régimes dont elle n'a pas besoin et des heures de préparation le matin, elle juge tous mes faits et gestes "Tu mets AUTANT de parmesan toi? Ah, t'aimes les plats en sauce?..." et est constamment en train de critiquer physiquement toutes les personnes que l'on croise pour ..se mettre en valeur j'imagine, je ne vois pas d'autre raisons ^^' Et pour ceux qui disent que j'aurais pu y aller, je l'aurais fait avec plaisir mais ma coloc m'a expressement demandé à ce qu'elle s'en charge. Je pensais qu'elle allait partir directement, quand elle a farfouillé dans la salle de bain pendant 5 minutes (il s'est avéré qu'en plus elle a piqué mon maquillage...) et qu'elle a refarfouillé à son retour pour se démaquiller, je me suis posé des questions... Je ne connaissais pas cette fille avant d'emménager, on s'est mises ensemble via le réseau de mon école, donc c'est vrai que je commence à en avoir un peu marre parfois! :P Désolée si l'explication était chiante, longue et inutile mais pour une fois qu'une de mes VDM est publiée! :B Ciao à tous!