Parrain malsain
By Parraindigne - 04/12/2013 22:12 - États-Unis
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.
You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.
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Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
Love knows no boundaries. You’ve already added 50 FMLs to your favourites list!
You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.
Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.
You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
You have thumbed 5000 comments.
You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
By Parraindigne - 04/12/2013 22:12 - États-Unis
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Bonjour! Je suis l'auteure de cette VDM, et j'avoue avoir été assez surprise des nombreuses réactions ! :) Donc, je me suis dis que j'allais clarifier un peu l'histoire, juste parce qu'elle est quand même drôle, aujourd'hui que j'ai du recul dessus. En fait, cet VDM m'est arrivée il y a un peu plus d'un an, avec un bon ami d'enfance sur lequel j'avais toujours craqué, et que j'avais fini par complètement idéaliser. Comme il avait déménagé pour ses études, on s'était perdu de vue pendant un certain temps, et ce jour là, on se revoyait pour la première fois. En bonne romantique que je suis, j'avais vu dans ses retrouvailles un signe du destin qui nous réunissait pour vivre notre happy ever after, et j'étais vraiment arrivée à son appartement pleine d'espoir. Pour la petite histoire, il m'a fallut un certain temps pour comprendre que l'homme qui m'avait ouvert la porte était son chéri et pas son coloc ou je sais pas qui, et une fois la surprise et le choc (puis aussi un peu la honte d'avoir été aussi puérile) passée, on a discuté puis tout s'est bien passé. Bon, je vais être honnête, il m'a fallut du temps pour m'en remettre et apprendre à redécouvrir mon pote qui n'est pas vraiment le fantasme que je m'en étais fais, mais c'est fini aujourd'hui et on est quand même resté bon amis. Tout ça pour dire que je ne me suis pas enfuie en courant, même si j'aurai bien aimé sur le coup, et qu'il a eut la décence d'attendre que j'ai surmonté cette peine de coeur pour se moquer de moi, parce qu'apparemment, j'avais fais "une tête impayable" quand j'avais enfin capté… ^^'