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About *bulot*

"La mort est un cadeau que nous offrent ceux qui partent. Un cadeau exigeant, écrasant, mais un cadeau. La possibilité de grandir, de comprendre, de s'ouvrir, d'apprendre."

"La plus grande chute est celle qu'on fait du haut de l'innocence."

"Si tu allumes un cierge pour Dieu, allumes-en deux pour le diable..."

"Mieux vaut demander pardon, que permission."

"A force de squatter DTC j'ai voulu aller voir ce que ça donnait sur un chan. Faut voir la situation comme ça: aller sur DTC c'est mater un documentaire animalier au chaud dans son canapé. Aller sur un chan c'est faire un safari, seul, sans voiture, au milieu des fauves, avec un steak de 3 kg dans la poche arrière."

"La vie ne se mesure pas au nombre de respirations, mais au nombre de moments qui nous ont coupé le souffle."

"La vie appartient à ceux qui rêvent trop."

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Beginner

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Socialite

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Mobility

You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

The rules are the rules

Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.

Work is a 4-letter word

Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.

Checking you out

You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.

Inception

You read an FML that mentions a badge, and in return, you've been awarded a badge. A badge inside a badge.

Happy month-versary

You seem to be glued to FML. Shall we set a tent up for you to sleep in?

My name is, my name is, my name is... Slim Shady?

You took your first steps inside the chatroom. Welcome!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

This isn't what should be happening

You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

Happy ending

Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

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Multitasking

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I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

Profile completed

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

A new thumb

You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

The Mixer

You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

Consolation prize

Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

50 favorites

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Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Up and coming moderator

It’s nice of you to help us sort out the submissions, using FML’s moderate feature.

Perfectionist

Editing your comments can help you avoid embarrassment, and it might make you seem smarter.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.

Judgmental

You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

42

See, son, moderating FMLs is like a marathon.

What'ch'all looking at?

You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.

Going for gold

You looked for gold on FML. What more do you want, money?

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

I like your style

You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

Censored

Not one, not two, but 50 pages of the Intimacy category read. No comment.

Tweet, tweet

You have shared 20 FMLs on Twitter, your followers love you and we understand why.

Invader

You were outside of France when you submitted this FML

Tell us what happened next

You've commented on an FML that you sent in

I liked to the power of 20

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Picture this FML

You left your mark on an illustrated FML’s presentation blog article.

I’m your new creative director

You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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*bulot*'s favorite FMLs

erulelya tells us more.

erulelya 51

Le pire (pour le chat) c'est qu'elle avait presque réussi O_o' Le médicament en question était une pâte liquide à injecter dans la gueule à l'aide d'une seringue graduée. Je vous laisse imaginer la scène. Quand au pourquoi elle à confondu les deux orifices, C'est parce que je lui ai expliqué que c'était pour traiter un problème intestinal, elle à pas du se poser plus de questions que ça : "intestin => c'est plus près de l'anus que de la bouche, donc allons y pour le mode suppo" (Évidement, lire un emballage ou une notice c'était au dessus de ses compétences).

manuel35 tells us more.

manuel35 5

Je vois que mes aventures, en loccurrence de merdes... font titre de débat! Sachez que cette petite phrase m'a surpris mais pas choqué, a quoi s'attendre quand une fille accepte de venir chez un mec sans le connaitre? La meme chose que moi, une bonne nuit =). La prochaine fois, je ne mettrai pas de calecon, et quand elle me demandera pourquoi je n'en ai pas, je lui réponderai : Oui je sais, c'est surprennant mais ca va plus vite, tu penses pas? ;)

houbz tells us more.

Je suis d'accord avec toi sauf qu'au bout de 5 ans elle me connait et elle sait que j'attache de l'importance au mariage. Et une blague avec une bague a la main, ça fait cher la blague LOL.. Mais elle a compris que je ne plaisantais pas et on rediscute sérieusement du mariage maintenant ! ;)

azol tells us more.

azol 0

Le placard ferme avec une petite clef. J'ai fermé, pris la clef avec moi et suis parti. (Réponse à #2). Elle était à moitié nue dans le lit. Je lui ai dis que je l'aimais. Elle m'a répondu : Moi aussi, et je n'aime que toi. C'est là que je lui ai dis "J'aime que tu me sois fidèle... (Réponse à #16).

00322 tells us more.

En l'occurrence, j'ai quand même eu le poste (oui, je réponds 125 ans plus tard ^^) !! Donc tout est bien...