La guerre
By enretard - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
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By enretard - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By Anonyme - 11/01/2012 09:39 - France
By damned - 13/01/2012 19:39 - Reserved
By le-loup-et-la-brebis - 15/01/2012 09:56 - France
By cocu - 17/01/2012 23:48 - France
By Epikfail - 19/01/2012 13:22 - France
By faussenote - 19/01/2012 16:29 - États-Unis
By A_plus - 22/01/2012 00:51 - France
By HaveyoumetTed - 22/01/2012 01:08
Mon copain et moi avons juste bien rigolés après que je l'ai repoussé car le garçon en question était plus que ivre et il n'y aurait eu aucun intérêt à se battre avec quelqu'un de ivre. Et j'ai pu entendre le garçon en question car nous étions dans le carré VIP et qu'il n'est pas allé bien loin pour crier à l'oreille de son copain la nouvelle. Je sais que beaucoup d'entre vous trouve cela choquant que nous n'avions rien fait, mais si vous saviez il se passe des choses bien plus grave en boite de nuit :)
By HateMaths - 22/01/2012 19:17 - France
By chips - 23/01/2012 13:01 - Reserved
By legaffeur - 25/01/2012 18:48 - Reserved
By Anonyme - 27/01/2012 08:22 - États-Unis
By yakamoiksarive - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - France
By sal_ami - 30/01/2012 09:57 - Suisse
By anonymouss - 01/02/2012 01:16 - France
By Rom1 - 04/02/2012 16:11 - France
By alexian2 - 05/02/2012 09:58 - France
B'soir à tous :) Alors pour info, la vendeuse devait avoir 50-55 ans, donc pas très attirante pour quelqu'un de mon âge. Je n'ai pas le même slip coloré, j'avais juste un caleçon. Quand elle a ouvert, je me suis arrêté ( et elle ne m'a pas rejoint, je n'ai pas chanté non plus devant elle), je l'ai regardé avec un air surpris, énervé et gêné en même temps. Elle a dit "excusez moi" et a refermé la cabine. J'avoue que c'est moins qu'elle cool que si elle avait 25 ans et que si elle avait continué la danse avec moi, mais ça m'a bien fait marrer après tout de même. :)
By azertymen - 10/02/2012 06:42 - France
By nageur - 11/02/2012 10:00
Juste pour répondre à deux remarques qu'ont souvent été faites : _Oui la barre verticale du plus était arrondie, elle était pas penchée mais formait un arc de cercle, le plus ressemblait à un mélange entre le signe "appartient à" et un trident, mais bon, j'aurais sans doute pu me douter que "A trident B" n'éxistait pas en mathématique je crois :p _Je sais bien que de toute façon vous dîtes ça pour déconner mais on ne peut pas redoubler sa première année, seulement la seconde si on a pas eu l'école qu'on voulait... A la fin de la première, soit tu passes en seconde année, soit t'es viré avec un coup de pied au cul... ^^